Don’t Wanna
I got 15 chores that she wrote down on this weekend “honey do”
I see those 25 extra, stubborn pounds I know I need to lose
I just stepped on 60 frickin’ legos that my kids left on the floor
and there’s an endless pile of dishes I’ll ignore
I promised myself last night I was gonna, but now I got a big ol’ case of don’t wanna
Those million things will have to wait while I sit here and procrastinate
I’m not sayin’ that they’re hard to do but every “Family Guy” is on Hulu
I know that I should, definitely could but I’ll just stay here on this couch
I’m probably wrong, but my will power’s gone so I just keep on veggin’ out
I don’t wanna
I got prospects blowin’ up my phone and I don’t wanna call ‘em back and then LinkedIn keeps on buggin’ me to tell some network guy “congrats” on his new job
and all those stupid bubbles; is like a thousand unread email
and I’m forgetting something major without fail
If I don’t get in gear then I’m gonna lose this job but I just don’t wanna
Those million things will have to wait while I sit here and procrastinate
I’m not sayin’ that they’re hard to do but every “Justified” is on Hulu
I know that I should, definitely could but I’ll just stay here on this couch
I’m probably wrong, but my will power’s gone so I just keep on veggin’ out
I don’t wanna
I don’t wanna
Now I’m unemployed and she keep’s sayin’ that she can hardly tell where the sofa
Ends and I begin and I gotta do somethin’ ‘bout the smell ‘fore it kills her
She caught me playin’ on my phone again and threw it on the floor,
and I was just about to nail the highest score
She said if I don’t change I’m goner, she’s kickin’ me out but damn I don’t wanna
I don’t wanna pack up all my dirty clothes don’t know where the hell I’d even go
I’d have to get up and go find a bag, and leave my children askin’ “where’s my dad?”
I know I’m a jerk, that’s way too much work, so in my mind there is no doubt
If she want wants me gone, she better be strong, ‘cause there’s no way I’m movin’ out
I don’t wanna
I don’t wanna
I don’t wanna